Harry Potter and the Gauntlet of Apathy
Just for the record, I would like to state that I do not care about Harry Potter. I haven't read, nor do I plan to read, any of the books. I watched part of one of the first movie about six months ago and fell asleep after perhaps an hour.
Since the Internets are flooded with Harry Potter banter today, I just thought I should mention it.
Now, when there's a story in which ol' Harry Potter is serendipitously transmogrified into a brain-chomping zombie named Happy Rotter... THEN we'll talk.
