Showing posts with label chopra. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chopra. Show all posts

December 11, 2007

Why Aren't You Perfect Yet? Giving Credit Where Credit is Woo

A hypnotist heavily invested in woo tells us about who discovered that the body regenerates cells. Amazing.

Dr. [Deepak] Chopra discovered that we are constantly rebuilding our own bodies on the cellular level. He says we rebuild the lining of our mouths every 3 days, our livers every 6 weeks and our skeletal systems about every 6 months.

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It's amazing that Chopra finds time between high-priced seminars to make such fundamental discoveries in biology, isn't it? Clearly, Chopra deserves a Nobel prize for this groundbreaking discovery. Where would modern biology, or medicine for that matter, be without this amazing discovery?
Why do we keep rebuilding old problems into our new bodies? Mostly because no one told us we don't have to--we were never taught that we could build healthier stronger bodies than we had even before injury, illness or age damaged us.
Silly me, I thought it has something to do with genes and telomere shortening and the like.

OK, listen up, readers!

I'm telling you right now that you've been rebuilding your bodies all wrong and you don't have to! You can rebuild your body to be perfect! Everybody be 18 again within the next 6 weeks or you can't come here anymore! I've told you this now and it's straight from hypnotherapist Terry Brussel-Gibbons via Deepak Chopra, so no more excuses. If you're not perfect, it's your own fault. I don't want to hear anymore excuses about being 80 years old or having lupus or any of that nonsense. If you're not perfect, there's nobody to blame but yourself.

And if you're poor, it's only because you're using your mind incorrectly. As Brussel-Gibbons teachers in her Success Center:
...use your mind to create all the riches you desire. Find out specifically how the mind attracts prosperity. The secrets of why the wealthy keep getting lucky and how you can enjoy your life, immediately...

I have created The Seven Keys to Self Actualization, a systematic program of personal growth which helps you to reach your fullest potential in areas, physical,mental, emotional, and spiritual. This system, when implemented and mastered, renders unparalleled results. And what is most exciting, it allows you to use your most precious and unlimited resource, YOUR MIND.
What's wrong with you people? Be rich and perfect or get the hell outta my blog!

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December 04, 2007

AMDP: "Dismissing God," by Donald Hoffman

Anti-Matters Dissection ProjectThe first "paper" comprised by Anti-Matters is Dismissing God by Donald Hoffman. Hoffman is currently a professor of Cognitive Science at UC Irvine. As this piece contains not a single citation, either in the body or in a separate Works Cited section, I'll take it at face value for what it is — an opinion piece. It contains nothing about research and makes no evidence-based arguments. What it does contain, however, are some almost unbelievable mischaracterizations of how science works, the goals of scientific investigation, and what amounts to a tremendous argumentum ad ignorantum. I'll begin at the beginning, with the abstract:

Debates between theists and atheists often hinge, naturally enough, on advances in cognitive neuroscience and evolutionary biology. Here I contend that such advances, though relevant to the debate, cannot license deductively valid arguments for or against theism. I contend further that the central role of probability in evolutionary theory grants no inductive strength to arguments for or against theism. The Kolmogorov axioms of probability and the mathematical definition of a stochastic process suitably model mutation and selection; using this fact to conclude for or against theism requires, in either case, a leap of faith.
As any abstract should, this one lets us know what's coming. In this case, it's a strawman at the very least about evolutionary theory. Of course evolutionary theory grants no "inductive strength to arguments against theism." It isn't supposed to; evolutionary theory's purpose is to explain how diversity arose in living organisms. It isn't a religious theory and has nothing to do with arguments about theism. This is the typical theistic mischaracterization, though. The fact that we have found no need to invoke supernatural causation in order to explain biology isn't a statement about whether or not any given deity exists. We can simply say that no such entity was involved in the events leading to life as we now see it. Of course, this simple point doesn't sit well with Hoffman and he proceeds to go through some incredible twists and turns to come up with what is essentially a "god of the gaps" argument throughout this paper.

Hoffman then lists three instances of scientific investigation that have led to a natural explanation of physical phenomena, concluding the list by stating:
I will not try here to argue for or against the existence of God. I will simply observe that the three dismissals of God just scouted, despite their psychological appeal, do not survive a sober understanding of the scope and limits of science, the nature of human perception, and the modern theory of chance.
Dismissals of god? That's a rather interesting characterization; the choice of the word "dismissal" implies that these discoveries replaced something that came before them and, indeed, they did — arguments based upon assuming supernatural causation, generally from a religious basis. But these are two different things; investigation has led to predictive and repeatable information, whereas the religious model that preceded such investigation was simply a "best guess" based largely on analogy at best and nothing at all at worst. As we'll see in a moment, Hoffman is making an argument for the second case; the rest of his paper states that because human perception can be shown to be imperfect in some ways, that nothing can be known about reality. He manages to dismiss all empirical investigation by, in a convoluted manner, citing instances in which empirical investigation has demonstrated that perception can be incorrect, often in trivial ways and always in a manner which disregards the role of predictability and testability in scientific method.

I leave it to the reader to go over Hoffman's entire paper, but the sum of his argument lies in the following:
Research in the cognitive and neural sciences has made clear that our visual systems are not simply passive recorders of objective reality, but instead are active constructors of the visual realities we perceive. Each of us has within us a reality engine, which takes the images at the eyes and constructs three-dimensional worlds of objects, colors, textures, motions, and depth. What we see with each glance is not the world as it is objectively and as it would be even if there were no observers. Instead what we see is entirely our own construction.
Now, at this moment we have a major question before us. If our perception cannot make at least a good estimate of empirical reality, why should we rely on the results of "research in the cognitive and neural science?" How is it that this one little corner of reality escapes the same reconstructive process as any other bit of reality? He never answers this question; there's nothing offered anywhere in Hoffman's paper to explain why research in one area should be viable evidence for a phenomenon but that research in any other area can't result in a good explanation. Hoffman is locked immediately into an infinite regression from which there is no escape. If there can be no useful evidence, then one cannot posit that useful evidence exists for any specific thing, including the cognitive and neural sciences. If everything we perceive is "entirely our own construction," then we can never find reliable data to support or reject anything at all, including experiments conducted in the field of which Hoffman is particularly fond. While it is true that our own biases color our perception of reality to an extent, the whole point of scientific endeavor is to remove those very biases. In other words, science isn't something that is carried out by a single individual, complete with his or her own particular set of biases, but an ongoing process in which hundreds or thousands of investigators all bring something to the table. Because of this, the bias introduced by any one investigator can be found out and eliminated from the larger picture. Hoffman's contention in the light of this would seem to be that we all must have the same biases, but he offers no evidence of this and, indeed, his initial assertion that we can't really know anything precludes his doing so. This bit of information in itself would be an empirical, perceptually-derived fact, and Hoffman's whole argument is that such things don't exist. In Hoffman's world, such things are oxymorons. Reality exists beyond the scope of perception.

Hoffman finds several ways to restate this same assertion, settling finally on:
The situation, then, is that the world we experience as our perceptual reality is in fact an elaborate construction on our part. It is something we perceive in the phenomenal sense, not the relational sense. And what we construct is critically dependent on the rules we employ in the reality creation process. Realities that are not licensed by our rules are realities that we are not equipped to experience.
In reaching this point, Hoffman has cited what he considers evidence from optical illusions and dreams. This still begs the question, though, of whether or not we all have the same rules, as he puts it, for what does and doesn't fit into our perceptual reality. Again, he never addresses this point, but we can venture a good educated guess. Hoffman himself notes in his bit on the "subjective Necker cube" that various observes "may" see the edges of the cube and "perhaps" see a cube floating there. But this depends on how one looks at the optical illusion, and this itself is one of these perceptual rules. If one looks first at the black disks, as I did, instead of at the whole image at once, the illusory edges don't appear. This is precisely because one then has a priori knowledge of the illusion; the game is up. In other words, my "rule" is to first look at the smaller parts of a phenomenon, while the "rule" of others may be to look at the whole first. This tells us that perception is indeed colored by bias, but that bias, when based upon previous knowledge, doesn't cloud our overall perception but, in fact, informs it. This is the very stuff of pareidolia; we look for patterns and, given biasing knowledge, might see a face where none exists... but our perception can itself be tested by reference to previous knowledge. In the case of pareidolia, we can examine the illusion more closely and look for components and symmetries. In the case of Necker's cube printed on a piece of paper, we could feasibly check chemically for whether there was any ink on the paper where we thought we'd seen one of the cube's edges.

Hoffman has run right off the rails, in fact. This is the second component of empirical investigation that he disregards in order to make the assertion that knowledge is impossible; we can use independent lines of evidence to support or reject a hypothesis. In the case of Necker's cube, we can forget all about whether or not we see a cube and instead see whether there is ink on the paper. The only recourse to such a test that Hoffman would have left is that the chemical test we run to see whether or not the ink exists will influence the outcome. Still, we can overcome even this objection. We can cut this piece of paper into hundreds of tiny bits and not tell those running our test for ink about what it used to be. Their perception or lack thereof of a cube doesn't exist at all; they are merely looking for ink on a small piece of paper with no bias as to what that ink used to figure. They will either find ink or they won't based purely on chemical laws, and so much for Hoffman's contention that his example is anything more than a convenient triviality used to disingenuously support what should, by now, be readily apparent as a ridiculous argument.

The poor and incomplete reasoning that riddles this article doesn't stop here, though. Another misguided assertion is hard on its heels:
One might be tempted to say this is so based on an evolutionary argument: Creatures
whose perceptions in the phenomenal sense were too divergent from reality in the relational sense were at a competitive disadvantage, and natural selection has made sure that those of us who have survived have a good match between our phenomenal perceptions and the relational reality.

But this is not a valid argument within the structure of evolutionary theory. What natural selection secures, according to this theory, is survival to reproduction, not perceptual truth.
I'm at a loss for words here, so at the risk of sounding like a middle schooler, all I can come up with is "Well, duh." What Hoffman has done here is the equivalent of stating that a cookbook tells us nothing about how to play golf. It gets worse, however, because Hoffman seems to be making the assumption that a solid perception of reality isn't necessary to survive to reproduction! He goes on to talk about roaches and how they don't perceive things in the same way as humans (no, really), which entirely misses the point. A cockroach must still have good enough perception to survive to reproduction, but the requirements are different because the nature of the organism and its environment are different. A cockroach with faulty chemosensory apparatus is less likely to pass on its genes than is one with flawless perceptual mechanics. In other words, natural selection doesn't state that there is some absolute measure to which all traits must conform, but that the trait that gives an organism the best adaptive edge to its environment in response to pressures will be more fit than one with a less adaptive trait. Fitness is relative, not absolute, which Hoffman is making it out to be. While it is true that the perceptual abilities of any given organism, including humans, is limited, this doesn't preclude the possibility that we can extend those abilities. For example, my hearing isn't good enough to discern what is being said in a room in Los Angeles while I sit here in Massachusetts. However, by using various technologies that amplify that conversation, convert them into electromagnetic waves, broadcast them through space, and then convert them back into sound, I can tune my radio to a given frequency and hear that conversation perfectly well. Moreover, I can meet a friend who lives in New York for lunch and while we had no prior knowledge of what the other heard on the radio, we can have a discussion about that conversation that took place in California and agree on its content well enough to be able to talk about it. If the conversation was about an advance in molecular biology but my friend told me it had been about ballet, I would think that something had gone wrong with either myself or my friend; I wouldn't need to jump to the conclusion that our limited sense of hearing had produced two entirely different realities, but this is exactly what is necessary to support Hoffman's contention. If my friend were constantly misperceiving reality in this way, having what most of us would deem wild hallucinations, the likelihood of successful reproduction would, indeed, go down for him. If he'd been having them since birth, the likelihood that he would have survived to reproductive maturity would be slight, indeed. He'd have long since walked out onto a highway and been flattened by a passing truck or had some similar fate. All in all, Hoffman has made another fantastically specious assertion in order to dismiss the possibility of our perception of anything like an empirical reality, which is the point he makes in the very next paragraph:
Indeed it is highly unlikely that objective reality resembles in any way the worlds of our phenomenal construction.
Indeed? I've yet to see an even remotely convincing argument here, let alone systematic argumentation that leads to what Hoffman perceives as an inevitable conclusion. So far, this all looks a lot more like what I might expect from a first year philosophy student than it does a legitimate discussion about science or theology.But a few paragraphs later, this all gets even worse:
What this does make clear is that the ability of science to understand objective reality is limited by the perceptual and cognitive endowments of our species. Those endowments have not evolved, according to neo-Darwinian evolutionary theory, to give us truth, just to give to us, as also to the roach, survival to reproduction.
Hoffman is demanding here that there be some scientific theory of truth on a biological basis. Why? Science looks for evidence and supports or rejects; it isn't designed to derive some singular, universal truth. In fact, I find it rather curious that someone whose whole argument is that we are prevented by the limitations of our perception from saying anything about objective reality can turn around and now state that there is some objective truth that isn't being properly accounted for in evolutionary theory! This is such a grand compounding of nonsense that I feel justified in saying that it may be one of the silliest, emptiest statements ever uttered by mankind. We can't know whether a cube printed on a piece of paper is real, we can't make judgments about the relatedness of species based on molecular data, but we can posit that there exists something beyond our perception? Upon what would we even base such an assertion? All we can say is whether or not there is evidence of some phenomenon. We see plenty of evidence that our perceptions have a sound relationship to reality because we share those perceptions and the knowledge drawn from them to some extent. We can use independent lines of evidence and remove bias from testing our ideas about the things we perceive. What apparatus perceives truth apart from perception? How shall we test for such a thing? We can find evidence for or against some particular thing being true, but there is no property of "truth" that exists like some shining Platonic form upon which "truths" are modeled. Hoffman wants to eject knowledge, it seems, in favor of something about which nothing at all can be said in order to make room for the existence of something he's going to call "God." In other words, he's not satisfied with a "god of the gaps" argument, as he started off his article telling us. That's not enough; he wants to turn the whole universe into one big gap and then posit deity.

Hoffman now goes on to make a bunch of assertions about probability theory that, taken only in conjunction with the nonsense he's given up to this point, leaves room for God as a controlling entity behind what we perceive to be random events (e.g., mutation, roulette). There's no need to go into this in detail, however. Suffice it to say that Hoffman spends a few paragraphs dismissing the notion of probability theory, because if there's no such thing as randomness, then all probabilities are 1.

His concluding paragraph is precious, though:
...There is no evidence from the sciences or elsewhere that logically compels belief or disbelief in God. It is elementary in the philosophy of science that no matter how much data one collects, there will always be infinitely many theories compatible with that data, and that make contradictory predictions about the outcomes of new experiments. It is because the theories of science are not logically dictated (although surely influenced) by the facts that scientific theory building is such an interesting and nontrivial enterprise. The atheist, then, can marshal an array of evidence that there is no God, and the theist that there is. In neither case can the evidence logically prove the claim. Both choices are, equally, a step of faith.
See what I mean? Of course nothing in the sciences compels belief or disbelief in anything at all. Science doesn't deal in beliefs; it's not the role of science to dictate belief but to discover evidence. Without all of Hoffman's earlier contentions, which I think have been thoroughly disproven not just by my own arguments but by hundreds of years of investigation, his statement that scientific theories are not logically dictated vanishes like an ice cube in an oven. For the rest of the world, however, scientific theories are logically dictated because they must fit the facts, things which Hoffman would like to tell us don't exist or at least can't be discerned. Science doesn't "marshal evidence" that God doesn't exist, it simply doesn't find an empty space which can be logically filled only by supernatural agency, whether that agency be God, gods, leprechauns or intelligent and animated heaps of pasta. By dismissing the possibility of our perceiving anything objective about the universe, though, Hoffman allows himself the luxury of equating two very different kinds of evidence, because clearly the evidence (not against the supernatural but for natural explanations being sufficient) presented by science and the evidence (not for how things are but against dissent from a priori conclusions based on traditional beliefs) espoused by religion. Clearly, this is a dismissal of logic itself; arguments from authority (religion) are fallacious, whereas arguments based upon valid and/or cogent assertions based, in turn, upon what is objectively known are not.

Here, then, is my review of this first paper from Anti-Matters. It turns out to be nonsensical; this is the kind of thing that some college student might have concocted while under the influence of certain potently mind-bending ergotamines. "Dude, how do we know that we both see green the same way? Wow!" There are no citations provided for the reader to follow up and see even whether the way in which Hoffman has used the work of others mentioned in his paper is valid. I have not attempted to do so, but I certainly have my doubts about this. The reader will note, however, that instead of the usual Literature Cited section that one sees at the end of a paper in a legitimate peer-reviewed journal there is a page of self-referential information about Anti-Matters, encouraging readers not to investigate further the claims in this paper but, instead, to simply go and read some more woo.

This isn't a very auspicious start to my dissection of Anti-Matters, is it? I suspect that the guano will be piled deeper and deeper as I go forward in examining the articles here. Tomorrow, I shall break out both scalpel and intellectual snorkel and attempt to wade into the next article.

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December 03, 2007

Anti-Matters: A Wooful Journal of the Immaterial

The science blogs I follow are all abuzz this morning with news of something called Anti-Matters, an online publication billing itself as

A quarterly open-access journal addressing issues in science and the humanities from non-materialistic perspectives.
Just about every science-related blog I follow has mentioned this publication. Jason Rosenhouse has weighed in on EvolutionBlog and Blake Stacey blogs about it on Science After Sunclipse, among others. There seems to be a general impression that Anti-Matters is being put out by the usual ID crowd, but in looking it over I don't see evidence for that.

Instead, this rag appears to be coordinated by the Sri Aurobindo people. For those not familiar with Eastern esoterica, Sri Aurobindo was a yoga swami who pitched a great deal of woo in his time. The Sri Aurobindo Institute of Culture follows in their founders footsteps, and their mission statement can be viewed in full on their website. A quick snippet reveals what's behind this alleged journal, however:
The West has made the growth of the intellectual, emotional and material being of man its ideal but it has left aside the greater possibilities of spiritual existence..... The East has the secret of that spiritual change, but it has too long turned its eyes away from the earth. The time has now come to heal the division and to unite life and spirit .......

Our first object shall be to declare this ideal, insist on the spiritual change as the first necessity and group together all who accept it and are ready to strive sincerely to fulfil it: our second shall be to build up not only an individual but a communal life on this principle...

Our call is to young India. It is the young who must be the builders of the new world,—not those who accept the competitive individualism, the capitalism or the materialistic communism of the West as India's future ideal, nor those who are enslaved to old religious formulas and cannot believe in the acceptance and transformation of life by the spirit, but all who are free in mind and heart to accept a completer truth and labour for a greater ideal. They must be men who will dedicate themselves not to the past or the present but to the future. They will need to consecrate their lives to an exceeding of their lower self, to the realisation of God in themselves and in all human beings and to a whole-minded and indefatigable labour for the nation and for humanity...
All of which sounds very nice and very noble and quite a lot like the Center for Renewal of Science and Culture (CRSC), an arm of the Discovery Institute that does, indeed, have a very similar mission, albeit a Christian-centric one as opposed to one founded on Eastern mysticism. Nonetheless, while the two certainly have some common interests (most notably, one of the articles in Anti-Matters is a plug for the upcoming crapulence entitled Expelled!: The Movie), they wind up with very different ends religiously. In fact, in Sri Aurobindo's fundamental opposition to capitalism (Aurobindo can fairly be described as having been a small-c communist), they arrive at very different conclusions about the role of religion in society and have almost nothing in common politically.

Looking at Anti-Matters at the highest level, the first thing one might notice is their table of contents. Of the 15 articles listed, 5 have been authored by a single person, Ulrich J. Mohrhoff. The listing of the editorial team for Anti-Matters notes that Mohrhoff works for "Sri Aurobindo International Centre of Education, India." Nothing is given about what he actually does there, but searching on Google reveals that while he might have had a respectable background in physics, Mohrhoff is primarily focused on the paranormal and has a long history of pitching the usual sort of New Age Woo about "quantum consciousness." He's like a German version of Deepak Chopra. In fact, the entire editorial team seems cut from this sort of cloth; not one is a real scientist engaged in reputable research. Then again, Anti-Matters doesn't say it's going to tackle science expressly; it's vague statement notes that it's dedicated to looking at "issues in science," but what issues?

The answer to that question is revealed by the table of contents, which lists a number of articles with titles that immediately betray their religious bent. For instance, we get an article by Aurobindo himself entitled Sri Aurobindo on Subliminal Consciousness. And why not? This is, after all, a "journal" dedicated precisely to advancing Aurobindo's ideology. As others have noted, Mohrhoff brings back the same old, tired, and thoroughly debunked Creationist arguments about evolutionary biology violating the second law of thermodynamics in his tremendously misleading Sewell on Darwinism and the Second Law. Other gems include What Does Mysticism Have To Teach Us About Consciousness?, The Secret of the Veda, and Mysticism: A Study in Nature and Development of Spiritual Consciousness.

I've written in the past about being cautious in thinking that science denial is a viewpoint held mainly by fundamentalist Judeo-Christians. In fact, there may well be as many people worldwide, and there is certainly a substantial number in the USA, who come to their science denial through the New Age movement, and Vedic/yogic literalism is certainly a part of that. What we have in Anti-Matters is something intended to be a flagship, a rallying point, if you will, for devotees of Indian-based science denial. This isn't something that's going to be embraced by hardcore Christian believers in the US, and I would imagine that for the Discovery Institute to openly embrace the publication would result in even more cracks in their "big tent." To fundies in the US, yoga is seen as something alien, an enemy religious ideology, even Satanic in its origin and practice. Cooperation, if it happens at all between these two anti-science factions, would have to be clandestine.

So, do we have a scinetific journal here? Of course not. Real peer-reviewed journals (and note that Anti-Matters doesn't claim to have a peer review process) aren't published by religious organizations and you will never see a legitimate journal in which a third or more of the articles it comprises are authored by the journal's editor-in-chief who is employed not by a research organization but by a religious cult. That's all Anti-Matters is, then; it's a publication written by members of the cult of an Indian mystic, the purpose of which is to promulgate a very particular religious view, not evidence-based research in any discipline.

As a side note, I find the title of the journal itself rather humorous. The intention, clearly, is to sound scientific (anti-matter is seen at once as scientific and mysterious in popular culture), but there's another connotation. "Matters" are things of importance. "Anti-matters," then, are things which are inconsequential — the very opposite of important. These are, indeed, things that don't matter, and I suspect that's the ultimate fate of Anti-Matters. People who already believe in the woo it pitches will see it as validating their beliefs. People who believe in non-Asian woo will ignore the thing, and scientific types will do the same. In the end, this isn't a journal that's going to prove anything and it absolutely won't change anyone's mind. Within a couple of months, if that long, it will be relegated to a link on a few New Age websites and largely forgotten.

Nonetheless, I think I'm going to pick a few articles and dissect them over the next few days. It'll be fun. I have a good deal of background in Indian esoterica as well as some knowledge of science; it's not often that I get to combine the two on a pet project and I wouldn't want to miss the opportunity. It being Monday morning as I write this, however, I have to get ready to go learn about, do, and teach some real science today. I expect that I'll get started on my Anti-Matters Dissection Project tomorrow morning. I like acronyms, so I'll refer to the results of that effort as AMDP in the titles of future entries as well as creating a new label for it to be able to find those entries later.

Stay tuned. This is going to be fun!

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October 30, 2007

For $4000, You Too Can Participate in Your Own Existence, Idiot.

Curious as to how Deepak Chopra might spend his time while not penning ridiculous straw man articles about science, I ran across an advertisement this morning for a seminar that Chopra is giving in March 2008 at a "chic hotel and spa" in Sedona, Arizona. The seminar is entitled SynchroDestiny and it purports to teach one:

...specific skills that will enable them to be a successful leader in any environment... Spend a long weekend in an intimate setting and learn how to tap into the field of pure potentiality where anything is possible and dreams come true...
Amazing; I can learn how to tap into a field of pure potentiality and make my dreams come true over the course of a long weekend? I mean, are you sure this is pure potentiality and not merely the standard 75.4% potentiality that I normally tap into on the weekends?

Well, it has better be. The "early bird" pricing for this little shindig is $3375! Normal pricing is $4175, so don't delay... call now! Operators are standing by.

So, the question here is, why is ol' Deepak only interested in helping people with a few extra thousand dollars tap into pure potentiality and make all their dreams come true? See, to my way of thinking as a chronically broke graduate student whose most fervent hope is to progress to the status of a chronically broke full-fledged scientist, people who the much money and time for one of Chopra's long-weekend seminars already have had a good number of dreams come true. Most of us dream of long weekends and lots of disposable income, do we not? You know, leisure time and cash to burn. Much of the world dreams of having enough food on the table, access to medical care and clean water. A goodly proportion of Americans dream of those things.

So, does ol' Deepak "provide the tools and inspiration to move you to your next phase of success and fulfillment" on a sliding scale? Will his next seminar be held in East LA or San Francisco's Bayview or some rural community in the Ozarks? No, of course not. You see, newage fluff like Chopra's seminars aren't about making your dreams come true, they're about making his dreams come true. His dream of buying a larger estate, a bigger car, a more expensive suit. Want to "tap into pure potential and make all your dreams come true?" It's simple; just do what Chopra does. Make it sound convincing and you'll find enough wealthy melon-heads to pour lucre into your coffers, too, and then you can fly around the world on your private jet, champagne in hand and joy in your heart.

All you need to do is abandon decency. It works better if you can convince yourself of the con as necessary. I mean, I would find it hard to tell someone that I was going to teach them how "to consciously participate in the manifestations of your dreams, wishes, and desires" for $4000 with a straight face if I knew that all they were doing was unconsciously participating in mine. Don't we all "consciously participate" in this sort of stuff, anyhow? I get up every morning and I go and work on things. I read, I learn. Someone else wakes up and goes to a job in a factory so that he can "manifest" food and shelter for themselves and his family. A woman wakes up, eats breakfast, and then boards a bus that she proceeds to drive around a city for the next eight hours so that she can tap into the "pure potentiality" of a paycheck that she will then "manifest" as new clothes for her kids. We had all better hope she's doing all this consciously; I prefer not to get run over by a bus driven by an unconscious driver, thank you very much.

See, people who live day-to-day, who actually have goals and dreams, don't need expensive seminars delivered by oily guru wannabes in order to participate in their own lives. Only those who are so detached from the daily grind, who don't live in the strain and sweat and grit of life, who have thousands of dollars in spare income that they can put toward staying at "chic hotels" in Sedona to attend "a magical seminar that unfolds the unfathomable mysteries of karma" in the first place, need somebody else to pretend to create meaning for their own existence. People who have it easy have to seek out struggles, have to design strange challenges for themselves, to feel like they're participating in their own existence. The rest of the world, the people who face real challenges, don't need Deepak Chopra's nonsensical mysticism to remind them to be conscious; they do that when they draw up the monthly budget and figure out whether they'll buy food or medicine this time around.

But hey, it's not like Chopra and his promoters make any secret of this. After all, what does his seminar promise?
SynchroDestiny will provide the tools and inspiration to move you to your next phase of success and fulfillment.
Implicit in this, I think, is that you must already have one phase of "success and fulfillment" to move on to the next one. These things are apparently measured by having enough money to head off to Sedona and shell out the big bucks in the first place. If you ain't got the cash, you ain't got the prerequisites for Chopra's advanced class for people with too much money and too little brains. Poor slobs need not apply.

Although I do hear that there's a job opening at Chopra's multi-million dollar estate. It involves toilet paper. Let Deepak Chopra move you to tapping into his "pure potential." Just remember to wash your hands afterward.

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October 28, 2007

Deepak Chopra is a Fire Hazard

Deepak Chopra is clearly a fire hazard. Anyone who surrounds himself with so many straw men is liable to catch fire at any moment and char to a cinder all that surrounds him. This, I think, is what Chopra frequently does to people's minds.

Because his particular brand of woo is so often embraced by political liberals, I suppose, he has a regular column in The Huffington Post. Chopra is analogous to Pat Robertson on the extreme right, I suppose. They both base their world views on religiously-grounded nonsense and so come up with equally ludicrous lines of blather. Chopra recently wrote something so blatantly silly that I had to whip out my handy-dandy razor of reason and go about slicing it to shreds. I'll post some excerpts and responses below; those who are so inclined can read Chopra's woo-fu in full by clicking on the link in the title.

Genes and the Black Box (Part 3)

To date, genetics has been acclaimed for discovering "the code of life," and by taking significant steps like mapping the human genome, every detail of the code will inevitably come into view. However, one crucial link remains almost completely unexplained. That link connects the material and the intangible. On one plane of exploration science can delve into the molecular and sub-molecular structure of DNA. But life proceeds on another plane, marked by intelligence, beauty inspiration, art, love, and truth -- things impalpable and invisible, seemingly disconnected from DNA. To claim that genes are the controllers of everything, which amounts to meta-materialism, is willy-nilly, crude reasoning.
Try making some knockout organism that lack the genes for producing things like dopamine and serotonin and then get back to us on this, Deepak. Life doesn't proceed anywhere without its genetic basis. Now, science doesn't claim that every individual's particular experiences are engendered by genes, and I would defy you, O Master of Woo, to point out anyone who does. Any number of other factors are involved with how an individual perceives and analyzes a given experience, and much of this is based on particular previous experience. However, even the ability to recall those prior experiences have a genetic basis. This is why some forms of mental illness appear to have a major heritable component (e.g., bipolar disorder, schizophrenia). The genes create a predisposition; external factors provide stimuli that can alter gene expression. I'm not aware of anyone who says otherwise. Chopra, however, is concluding here that "life proceeds on another plane" than genetics. He's claiming that there is some aspect of the human mind which is "seemingly" entirely separate from a genetic basis. That's every bit as much nonsense as would be the claim that he's putting in scientists' mouths in the first place.
Consider the invisible connections between twins. Recently a TV news magazine told the story of two women, identical twins separated at birth, who found each other decades later. They felt an immediate kinship at the emotional level, which isn't a surprise. But how do you account for the fact that both had gone to graduate school in film? In other twin studies it's common to find that twins separated at birth wind up marrying women with the same name, have the same number of children, and pass through various life stages, such as graduation from college or getting married, on the very same day? Getting down to tiny details, how can two people with the same genes have different fingerprints, a trait that twins never share? Separated twins show enough similarities in likes and dislikes to indicate that genes are involved, but which of us thinks we like baseball as opposed to football because our genes pre-ordained it?
Well, that was pretty self-contradictory, wasn't it? Everything he says at the beginning of this passage is a good indication for a genetic basis for everything he claims. If they're true (and I would love to see some numbers that demonstrate statistical significance for this; it could all be a few coincidences, which I suspect that it is), they would indicate that twins raised in different circumstances still exhibit similarities — which means they have some inherent common basis for their predilections. Genetics comes up as a very strong basis for these similarities.

As far as fingerprints go, there's a good reason that twins don't have the same prints. Fingerprints aren't determined by genes, they're determined by prenatal conditions during the 10th to 16th weeks of pregnancy. A paper demonstrating how fingerprints are formed was published in 2005, for example. There is a subtle interplay of elements that goes beyond the genetic basis, as Chopra might have noted had he bothered to look at this paper before making assertions about some supernatural agency carving fingerprints onto our volar pads. It's the same mechanism whereby two people who have the same genes usually won't have the same scars if they both get into an accident in the same car at the same time. Ah, the might Chopra-woo-fu, so blatant and yet so ignorantly nonsensical.

And of course nobody thinks that football or baseball fandom is a genetic trait. Please, by all means, guru-ji, point us to something in a scientific journal that makes such a claim! However, there is a demonstrable genetic basis for things like being predisposed to risk-taking, seeking out excitement, etc. Is you're predisposed genetically to enjoying more aggressive behavior and you grow up in an environment wherein you are exposed to more violent sports, you're more likely to get more enjoyment from football than from baseball. These predispositions are not absolutes, however, just as height isn't an absolute. These are cumulative traits and are influenced by a greater or lesser extent by environmental factors. Honestly, for a guy who bleats about scientists being too reductionist in their thinking, Chopra seems like an extreme reductionist himself. After all, it's him who's coming up with these arguments, not biologists. He is truly a master builder of straw men!
Right now the connections between the visible and invisible domain remain sealed inside the black box. I doubt that anyone will seriously investigate this mystery until there is a practical application...
The black box would appear to be covering Chopra's eyes, not the answer to this "question." In fact, such investigations have been ongoing for decades. This is one of the fundamental areas of inquiry in developmental psychology, certainly, which has been a field that has been at work for decades trying to solve this very quandary of "nature vs. nurture." I suppose Chopra has missed all of this... or has ignored it, because he makes a living by pretending to his fans that things are not as they really are.
...For centuries in India the contents of the black box have gone under the label of karma. Karma is an invisible explanation for why things happen the way they do. In many ways the doctrine of Karma has been of practical use. It maintains that the universe exists in a balanced state, that every action leads to a reaction, and that cause and effect come under human control. As you sow, so shall you reap is elevated to a spiritual law. In addition, karma holds that your present actions are guided by actions from the past and that memory plays a huge part in your construct of reality. Almost all of these things are attributed to genes in the Western scientific model.
Pardon my language here, but I find no adequate way to address this garbage without the use of an expletive. What the fuck is Chopra talking about? That every action engenders a reaction has nothing to do with genetics; that's a law of thermodynamics and falls squarely in the domain of physics. As for the rest of it, karma was a topic that Indian religious authors argued, and still argue, about endlessly. They disagree about what actions and circumstances create it, how it might be gotten rid of, and whether one can be free of it while still living or whether it can only happen after death. It's a bone of contention that has been the source of major splits in Indian religions; anyone who has read both the Bhagavad Gita and Kularnava Tantra can readily see that for him/herself. The point is that karma is an old concept that was created to address the concept of cause-and-effect overall, and those who did so made the assumption that moral and physical events were of the same nature. They witnessed a physical phenomenon, in other words, and then made an understandable category error, given the tools available to them at the time, of applying the same principle to purely social constructs. We know better today (with the exception of Chopra and his fellow woo-meisters). We understand that not passing the drinking-cup around the table in the appropriate direction (cf., Kularnava Tantra) isn't the same sort of thing as the forces exerted by rolling a big ball into a small one.
Yet for all that, karma hasn't emerged from the black box any more than genes have. Karma is individual, unpredictable, seemingly mechanical in its operation yet radically uncertain when thousands of karmic influences are mixed together. As with genes, some aspects of karma seem totally fixed (predeterminism); other aspects are changeable (free will and choice), while a final portion is so hidden and uncertain that nothing reliable can be said about it (accident and chance). Whatever the final tale turns out to be, genetics is going to have to enter the field of karma, each explanation learning form the other, because the need to explain free will, determinism, and chance won't go away.
Ah, another one of these problems that exists in Chopra's head. Why does genetics have to explain free will? Genetics talks about predispositions in all but the most basic of physical traits. There is nothing in the field which negates the possibility of individuals making choices about their actions anymore than there is anything there that says that people born with black hair can't decide to bleach it. In fact, if genetics explains where these predispositions come from (analogous to Chopra's "predeterminism," I suppose), why is it that genetics has to enter the "field of karma." It seems to me just the other way around; science has come up with a solution to the the material basis of predetermination that Chopra's notion of karma implies. Mathematically, we have laws of probability that explain the "accident and chance" bit, and we have behavioral psychology and neuroscience that unravel the "free will and choice" portion. It seems it's Chopra who has the problem here, and it's not the job of science to rephrase entire disciplines into terminology acceptable to Chopra's ideology. Instead, it is incumbent upon Chopra to educate himself as to what the rest of the world is doing in these fields. Science doesn't need to "enter the field of karma," Deepak Chopra needs to enter the modern era and stop giving his fans a load of nonsense about how his woo demands answers that have already been given.
To claim that invisible connections don't exist is unacceptable. To claim that life cannot be fundamentally understood violates the human urge to know who we really are.
Who, besides Chopra, is claiming this? Why is claiming that invisible connections exist unacceptable and to whom are such claims unacceptable besides Chopra and his archaic religious notions? In fact, the life sciences make no claim that life cannot be fundamentally understood; if anything, we can understand it at a molecular level, something that was far beyond the scope of the inventors of Chopra's beloved karma. Then again, Chopra has contradicted his own nonsense again here; if he insists that "invisible connections" exist, then we can never hope to "fundamentally" understand life, since there will always be, by his own definition, part of it that remains unrevealed and undetectable. How can a man who so "fundamentally" talks out of both sides of his mouth be given any credence by thinking human beings? Nobody capable of rational thought should be placing any stock in this gibbering ninny's nonsense. Nobody.
For the moment, excitement over genes is justified in that the urge for self-understanding has found a new source of satisfaction. But the urge isn't quenched, and one can predict that genes must merge with mind before the next great leap is made. Our source in consciousness and our source in genes must find a common ground.
Uh, yeah, that's called "the brain." Perhaps instead of deceiving people with this particular offensive and clearly ridiculous sort of woo-ish, hand-waving nonsense, Chopra might try leading people toward some real enlightenment on these matters. He won't, of course, because the moment people understand things like genetics and neuroscience, they see Chopra for the deceptive snake-oil salesman he is. Then he'll be out of a job and have to do something that actually contributes to the betterment of humanity in some way rather than simply acting as a sponge to soak up money given him by the credulous.
Deepak Chopra is absolutely no better in any way than the lowliest, most vile of televangelists. Who cares whether the nonsense being foisted off to dupe the ignorant is Christ or karma? Fraud is fraud, and Chopra here demonstrates that he is a man of Fraud with a capital wtF.

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August 07, 2007

Dawkins' "The Enemies of Reason"


The woman in this photograph is (choose one):
  1. Out of her mind
  2. A faith-healer
  3. Thinking about something very naughty
  4. Shortly to become the next victim of spontaneous head explosion
  5. Both a & b
If you answered b, you are correct. If you answered e, you are even more correct. Here's a little snippet about her:
Prof Dawkins visits Elisis Livingstone, a £140-a-day faith healer who treats patients - including some with terminal cancer - with meditation, spiritual healing and recorded chants at her Shambala Retreat in Glastonbury, Somerset.

He appears bemused as she intones: "Smile your very best smile, swallow the smile with some saliva into the heart and let the heart smile back at you… and the golden glow that comes from the heart, comes from a golden flower and use the gold light from the centre of the flower like a sunbeam and beam it on to those petals and wake them up…"

— (Source)

Dawkins interviews the felonious Ms. Livingstone as part of his upcoming two-part television series, The Enemies of Reason, which is to air on British television later this month.

I am in the US. I'd like to watch over the Internet, but Channel 4 has seen fit to block access for those outside the UK. If anyone knows a way around this, please let me know! I'd very much like to see Dawkins' show, but it doesn't look like I'll be able to do so.

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July 30, 2007

Strangle Your Daughter for Jesus: An Exorcism in Arizona

My, but the lethal woo is flying thick and fast these days. Not long ago, we had the incident of a woman in Arizona dying after liposuction performed by a "homeopathic surgeon." Today comes word of an attempted exorcism in the same state which resulted in the death of one would-be exorcist and very nearly in that of his granddaughter... but not even in the arrest of the girl's mother, even though she was clearly an accomplice and assisted in the near-slaying of her own offspring.

Fatal end to exorcism attempt
Man dies after struggle with police checking on girl's welfare


A 48-year-old Phoenix man whom authorities say was choking his 3-year-old granddaughter during an exorcism early Saturday died after struggling with police officers who went into the home to investigate, Phoenix police said.

Police reportedly found Ronald Marquez, of Phoenix, shirtless and choking his granddaughter as her 19-year-old mother, naked and bloody, looked on. The bloodied girl was gasping and screaming as her mother chanted and held a religious picture of some kind, police said...

A relative reported she thought an exorcism was going on at the family home after one was performed two days earlier, police said...

The man held the girl in a headlock with one arm as he was squeezing her torso with his other arm, causing her to gasp and scream, police said.

Investigators later learned the man was trying to "squeeze the demons out of the young girl," Tranter said.

One officer made his way into the room, confronted Marquez and touched him with a Taser, which apparently had no effect...

Tranter declined to identify the girl's mother because she was not arrested...

So, let's get this straight; this wasn't even the first time that these wackos decided that their toddler was possessed by demons and tried to exorcise them. The girl fought for her life as her relative asphyxiated her and her mother helped out in the ritual of squeezing out the demons... but the mother wasn't arrested.

Do I have this right? Am I really seeing this? Is this really happening in 21st century America? Just what does a three year old have to do to convince her mother that her body is inhabited by fallen angels, anyhow?

This is an extreme form of child abuse. What possible reason there could be for not locking the mother away for this crime I cannot fathom. More to the point, belief in demons and the accompanying exorcism nonsense is increasingly common in the US. This kind of thing probably happens every day somewhere in this country thanks to the rising tide of religious literalism, and one could point to any number of fundamentalist churches that practice some form of exorcism as a matter of routine.

Exactly because of this belief, one founded in ignorance, fear and superstition regardless of who practices exorcism and why, there's a segment of our population who see this incident not as a case of police stopping the murder of a child, but of the authorities impinging on the religious freedom of those performing this disgusting rite. Look, here's one now:
wow! A man is killed by police. what was he doing? He was practicing his constitutional right of Freedom of Religion. (Source: "Brian," comment in The East Valley Tribune)

And the "out" that true-believers use here? Well, the person who died was named Marquez, so he must be an illegal immigrant. A "real" American would never do something like this!
Used to be that America let the finest and most capable people ofthe world emmigrate to our nation.

Now it's any loon who can sneak across the border. (Source: "barns," comment in The East Valley Tribune)

I guess "barns" has never heard of Andrea Yates, who was certainly both an American and a true-believer Christian. As readers may recall, Ms. Yates murdered her five children to prevent them from "stumbling" and winding up going to hell. Note that nowhere in the article is any mention made of the citizenship of Marquez, nor indeed of the mother of the girl.
Then we get the theories that maybe it was the demons that killed Marquez. Woo upon woo!
It is every true parent`s worse nightmare to see their child being possessed by demons whether this child may have them or not. Exorcism is dated back in ancient times during the infancy years of Vatican Church. But I wondered if the demons killed the old man who exorcised them? (Source: "Horror of Horrors," comment in The East Valley Tribune)

There's a little search for justification, no? In this person's eyes, these religious lunatics were doing what was best for the child; better she have her ribs crushed than be claimed by Satan, after all... and Marquez might have successfully driven the demons out and been killed by them. Clearly, we have a real idiot in this case who can't see simple cause-and-effect and has to concoct ridiculous hypotheses about disembodied evil spirits rather than simply acknowledge that police accidentally killed someone they caught attempting to kill a child. Marquez good, police bad! Support your local exorcist, people!

Let's face facts here; for so long as a significant and increasing percentage of America's population buys into the lie of fundamentalist Christianity (or indeed a fundamentalist and literal form of any religion), and for so long as the populations ignorance grows as science, reason and the principles of the Enlightenment are pushed away in the hope of escaping a "trial run" existence for the promise of a utopian afterlife, there will be more and more of this kind of filth. You cannot have a "culture of life" founded upon the notion that something better awaits us after death than what we can turn the world into right here and now. This form of religion is always, always, always anti-life, regardless of the nonsense mouthed to the contrary when it's a question of an embryo or a coma patient. When reason and logic go away, superstition and lethal woo rush in like venom into a snake bite and you wind up with exorcism and geocentrism and attempted homicide in the name of Jehovah... and the police not arresting a naked, blood-covered mother presiding over the smothering of her own daughter.

Will "real Christians" now express their shock and outrage over this "non-mainstream" exorcism? Of course they will!
I would advise anyone with a closed mind to religion to seriously study them from their own perspectives rather than glance at them with a biased perspective. The individuals in this sad case do not seem to be following any mainstream religion that uses exorcism (Catholic, Protestant, or otherwise), so using "religious practices" as a defense may not be applicable. (Source: "Examples of what," comment in The East Valley Tribune)

But, as you see, they'll justify the underlying beliefs that lead to this behavior in the first place so long as the procedure is carried out by an authority in whom they place faith. This is what happens when there is no empirical way to quantify cause-and-effect; anyone can justify anything, and anyone can find an opinion to bolster whatever nonsense in which they've decided to believe.

This garbage is not going to stop until America experiences a new Enlightenment somehow. I hate to say it, but seeing people dying in the name of the nonsense of homeopathy, exorcism, and every falsehood under the sun because they no longer have the ability to evaluate the world around them, and seeing our population becoming more and more superstitious, I think that somehow there has to be a new awakening of rationality in this country. I've become cynical enough in the face of all the Ken Hams and Deepak Chopras whose garbage holds so much sway these days that I have come to believe that we've gone too far now to go back to the old Enlightenment; we must have a new one.

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June 26, 2007

Deepak Chopra: The Master of Woo Has No Stress, Only a Complaint

Deepak Chopra, as everyone knows, has mastered stress and the nature of existence itself. Nonetheless, he finds himself with a complaint about skeptics who criticize his empty drivel:

Bad manners are the norm in the blogosphere, and no one who dips into that world should bring along a thin skin. Salt air stings but it's refreshing at the same time. There's a raffish lack of respectability to blogs, however, that drive away good people and good minds.... Skeptics include many well-mannered, intelligent, open-minded people and not just the yahoos one must plug one's ears against.

The obvious question is, of course, why someone who has transcended the limits of existence and has no fear even of death would himself feel the need to plug his ears against "yahoos" or council others to do the same.

Leaving aside this glaring instance of utter hypocrisy (what is a complaint if not a reaction to stress?), however, a more important question is what the role of skeptical thought and critical analysis is in the first place. Contrary to Chopra's pathetic newage, skepticism doesn't limit imagination in any way different from informing a six year old that there's no Santa Claus limits her from becoming a great sculptor. Skepticism, instead, deals precisely with peeling away emotion and self-delusion by applying knowledge that conforms with the real world in order to understand how the world works. In doing so, one discovers not only one's own nature (here defined as "what I'm doing" as opposed to "what I think I really am"), but one's capabilities and limitations. One is still free to imagine anything one likes and to write books about it or paint or whatever else one likes doing. It is one thing to imagine and quite another to believe that simply because one can imagine something that it is valid or that anyone else should be coaxed into agreement.

Critical thought leaves imagination quite intact; it merely allows one to separate imagination from reality. I can imagine myself soaring above the clouds without mechanical assistance all I like, but if I step out of the door of an airplane without it, all the positive thinking in the world isn't going to stop me from turning into a stain somewhere on the ground. It is precisely skepticism that prevents one from doing something stupid like this. It isn't imagination unaided that gives us our glimpses of reality, but imagination conditioned by skeptical inquiry.

A well-meaning buffoon whose sugar-coated but erroneous pronouncements are easily swallowed by the credulous does far more harm to the world than a jagged curmudgeon whose criticisms are correct but accepted only by a few who have the wherewithal to distinguish the message from the messenger. They rarely make as money, however.

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