July 19, 2007


So, yeah, I took this Personality Defect Test because everyone else was doing it. And what did I get?

Your Score: Spiteful Loner
You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

Now, I do agree with some of this. I probably am the exact opposite of a televangelist, for example. I have a hunch I see myself as a lot more introverted than I really am, too. I do have a lot of anxiety about meeting new people, but I do so frequently even if I am a bit awkward initially. I favor reason over so-called intuition, but I also think that intuition is what happens when one essentially goes to sleep while working on a problem and wakes up with the solution. Meh... I don't think I'm a "loner," even if I'm not gregarious, and I don't feel as if I'm likely to go on any shooting sprees. I don't own anything more essentially a weapon than a good set of steak knives. I suppose I could go on a spitball shooting spree. And my self-esteem isn't that low.

Clearly, the only solution is to track down the author of this test and beat him until he fixes it. That son of a bitch was out to get me all along, and...



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