Jesus Sells!
The auction of Grease-Spot Jesus has ended, netting Deb Serio of Forest, VA $1525.69 for a stained hunk of her garage floor.
The winning bidder goes by the user ID islandoffthecoast. I don't know anything about this person other than the fact that/he she was willing to pay just over $1500 for a stained bit of concrete. Serio, for her part, is probably a little bit disappointed. She had been hoping to get as much for the bit of stained floor as did the seller of the infamous $30,000 grilled cheese-n-Jesus sandwich. She only wound up with about 5% of that lofty sum. Will she take that small amount of money or will she instead claim that it doesn't cover the cost of removing Christ from her garage and seek out some other way to make a few bucks off the Holy Smear? Will she keep the money for herself when she gets paid or will she donate it to charity?
We may never know.
We do learn from this, however, that if you're looking for someone gullible enough to buy any stained items you have around the house that appear to maybe possibly bear an image that looks just a little bit like Jesus when you squint your eyes and turn the lights down low, islandoffthecoast is your buyer!
