Holy Gigabyte!
In case you were wondering what to listen to while slurping down a bottle of Jesus water, IceTech USA is here to save you! For the low, low price of $44.99, you can purchase a crucifix MP3 player. It comes with 1 Gb memory, voice recording capability (so when Jesus speaks to you, you'll have proof), FM radio, headphones and a necklace.
What better thing on which to play your Laibach collection? I suggest starting with "God is God":
Surely this is what the Angelic Choir sounds like.
