May 12, 2008

Holy Gigabyte!

IceTech USA Crucifix MP3 PlayerIn case you were wondering what to listen to while slurping down a bottle of Jesus water, IceTech USA is here to save you! For the low, low price of $44.99, you can purchase a crucifix MP3 player. It comes with 1 Gb memory, voice recording capability (so when Jesus speaks to you, you'll have proof), FM radio, headphones and a necklace.

What better thing on which to play your Laibach collection? I suggest starting with "God is God":


Surely this is what the Angelic Choir sounds like.

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