God Loves Worcester
Sent to me this morning by I'm from Worcester's Claudia Snell:
But do you know why God loves Worcester?
Jehovah is the biggest Turtle Boy fan in the universe!
There is nothing in the Bible that prohibits turtle-boy love, after all. Worcester was merely the first town in the world to build a monument to the guy who figured that out. Now we all do it and the Big G likes to watch.
