August 25, 2008

Omiscient Committee: Man Earns Divine Diploma Writ in Burning Bushes

'Beyond and After Life': Finding Your Inner Utopia

LANCASTER, Calif., Aug 25, 2008 /PRNewswire via COMTEX/ -- Christine J. Haven's new book, Beyond and After Life, published by Owl Creek Press, will help people during complex times to find their inner utopia.

Readers will realize why David Haven proclaims that the Supreme Being, the Creator of everything and all Religions -- God, is still alive and He continues to communicate with humans as needed.

"Holy Graduel," Haven says, "is 466 pages and is the true story of God's Angels coming into David's life and God's Concept of Life, which David learned while earning his Master's Degree under the guidance of God's Angels."

From the fall of 1996 until December of 2004, David A. Haven received his Master's Degree studying under God's Angels...
And you thought your committee was tough? It took this guy eight years to earn an MA. You would think that an omniscient committee wouldn't even require a defense. Shouldn't they have known instantly what the master's thesis was going to look like and not have taken nearly a decade to grant the degree?

You've got to wonder what line of funding Haven had. I don't think the NSF would be involved with this sort of thesis work. Maybe he was a TA for eight years.

I'd ask to examine his diploma, but it would probably make my head melt like that scene in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark when the Ark of the Covenant was opened.

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