I received this fortune in a cookie I got at the China Lantern restaurant on Main Street in Worcester a couple of weeks ago.
Who runs your subconscious mind? Is it this guy?
In related news... I found the site for all of your aluminum foil deflector beanie needs. I've had a couple of comments in the last week or so that indicate a need among certain individuals reading here for this service, and as a good host, I aim to please.