Let the Eagle Soar: John Ashcroft in Worcester
Mark your calendars now, Wormtowners! Former Attorney General John Ashcroft is coming to town. He'll be speaking (and who knows, maybe singing) at the College of the Holy Cross's Hanify-Howland Lecture in the Hogan Ballroom at 8:00 p.m. on Tuesday, September 16.
Freebird!
In honor of his appearance, somebody's going to throw a tarp over Turtle Boy. Also, all sales of pies, eggs and overripe tomatoes are banned in Worcester until further notice.