Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut
Wow... I'm actually having a crisis of non-faith over this one.
It seems that Ann Coulter had a little accident and, as a result, has had her jaw wired shut.
Notably, none of the people who like blaming painful events upon divine retribution against liberals, pagans, homosexuals, etc., have come forward to state that Ann Coulter has been given the back of the invisible hand.
Still, I think we can all be grateful that the world has become less shrill for a few weeks.
