A Simple Equation
Two self-serving, anti-intellectual prostitutes who'll do anything for notoriety and contribute commensurately to our culture and society. Both get far more attention than they deserve, as neither one actually does anything outside the realm of self-promotion.
The two should team up and make a sex tape together. Did anybody know who Paris Hilton was before she made one? Releasing such a video would clearly put them both over the top... and isn't what they're both all about?
