November 12, 2008

Skeptic vs. Cynic

The difference between a skeptic and a cynic:

A skeptic treasures rationality and empirical evidence, wielding them as a razor to slice away at unfounded belief in an effort to improve the lives of others. A skeptic will deliver a long, detailed argument about facing reality in an effort to overcome ignorance.

A cynic treasures rationality and empirical evidence, wielding them as a cudgel in order to improve his comfort level with his own life, regardless of the impact upon the lives of others. A cynic will deliver a long, detailed argument about facing reality in an effort to overcome ignorance to your relatives as they gather around your deathbed. He's likely to have a cost-benefit analysis of your funeral arrangements in his pocket.

If mercy's a business, I wish it for you
And more than just ashes when your dreams come true.

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